Larry King just interviewed Chris Brown for a show that's going to air on Wednesday night, but the internet, god bless it, has given us this clip a few days early. If you're unable to watch, worry not: I've transcribed the best parts for you. You should read along! It's totally fun!
Larry King: When you hear about all the things that the poilice and the reports say you did, how do you react to that?
Chris Brown: I don't... I don't... Like, I'll just look at it, like, wow, like, I'm in shock because, first of all, that's not who I am as a person, and that's not who I pride myself on being, so I, I just, when I look at, like, the police reports, or I hear about the police reports, I don't know, I don't know, what, what, what to think... I just don't know what to think. It's just, like, wow.
Larry: Do you remember doing it?
Chris: Mmm, no.
Larry: Don't remember doing it?
Chris: I don't, I don't, It's like, it's crazy to me, like, I... I'm like, wow.