Monday, September 14, 2009

Kelly Clarkson Thinks Kanye is Pitiful and Sad

Posted by Mike Conklin on Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 4:23 PM

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Did you know that Kelly Clarkson has a blog? She does, and it's called "Random Thoughts By Me" because despite being 27 years old as opposed to, say, 14, Kelly Clarkson is exactly the type of person who says things like, "Omigod, I am so random!" and who signs emails "Love, Me." But I digress. Like everyone else today, Kelly Clarkson hates Kanye West, and she's telling him all about. In letter form, sorta. And you know, on her blog. Full text is after the jump.

Dear Kanye,

What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you…which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??

I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her…so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole…I just pity you because you’re a sad human being.

On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!!

Taylor Swift, you outsell him ….that’s why he’s bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl!

KC

You are probably wondering why Kelly addresses Taylor Swift and the entire state of Texas in a letter to Kanye West, and I don't blame you. It's, like, totally random, right?

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Oh man, I can't wait for the rest of the celebrity-penned "Dear Kanye" letters that are sure to appear all over the internet within the next four hours.

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Posted by deirdre on September 14, 2009 at 5:30 PM

Kelly Clarkson….

You are just as phoney as the diet pills that you take! If you had any real BALLS that night, YOU would have been the one to defend her during the VMAs…and not posting your blog the day after, like the big fat COWard you are! And I meant FAT cow! Beyonce being the CLASS act that she is, refrained from making any negative comments towards Kanye…and she was the ONLY one who defended Taylor that night…so please follow that example, spread kindness (like beyonce did) and learn to keep your trap shut, instead of trying to INCREASE your fan base!

Who RUNS this town??? B.E.Y.O.N.C.E.!!!!

Were you this opinionated when Obama's speech eas interrupted? NO! So shut it up!!!

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Posted by Run This Town on September 15, 2009 at 1:23 PM

So please stop trying to steal the limelight that is rightfully Beyonce's!!!!!

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Posted by Run This Town on September 15, 2009 at 1:24 PM

I'm pretty relieved Kelly Clarkson didn't chime in when Obama's speech was interrupted... but I am surprised she has more Moon Men than Kanye.

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Posted by Allie on September 15, 2009 at 5:05 PM
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