Should I be ashamed that everything I know about our city's Comptroller candidates, I learned from their TV commercials? David Yassky is left-handed (and he'll be careful with our money)! John Liu worked at a sweatshop (and he'll be careful with our money)! David Weprin has a mustache (and will be careful with our money)!
But Melinda Katz... she's my favorite. First we learned that she rides busses with schoolchildren even though that shit is mad creepy. And now we learn that she just straight-up does not know how to act. Go ahead, watch the video. After exactly 20 seconds, you will join me in wondering what the fuck is wrong with everyone.