Friday, September 18, 2009
Politics / News Dear God What Kind of Awful Torture Is the GOP Performing Upon Poor Olympia Snowe?
Posted by Mark Asch on Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Wonkette jumps right in with "waterboarding", which is probably correct. But, well. We know that hardline conservatives love trapping uncooperative subjects in a cramped space and dropping in insects—what if they're locking Olympia Snowe in a trunk full of lobsters like in Where the Truth Lies? Or forcing them to listen to loud rap music—what if they're locking her in an office and playing John Ashcroft's recording of "Let the Eagle Soar" on a 24-hour loop? The mind reels, and then sits down, catching its breath, making exaggerated O shapes as it inhales and exhales deeply.
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