Annnnnnd we're back. Sorry about the technical difficulties here at The L Magazine internet magazine site. Some shit to do with our "slave database" or something. Did you know that servers keep slaves? Gross right. Anyway, we're back now, and better than the same as ever, except we've all realized how relaxing an old-time magazine job must've been without worrying about the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. So, here's to the impending database slave revolt.