Tuesday, October 27, 2009

New Chris Brown Video Explains Everything

Posted by on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 at 11:31 AM

Chris Brown will forever be haunted by the horrible things he did to Rihanna, and in the video for his latest single he offers several explanations for why he's such a terrible person. Firstly, "I Can Transform Ya" reveals that CB is actually a Transformer (which we know are very violent); he later claims, weirdly, to have "red lips, red dress/like I'm like a fire truck," which is weird; and then he says he's "something like Pinocchio," which means he's a liar and a fake: right again. More importantly, it's an over-produced Swizz Beatz track with an over-produced video. At least CB had the good sense to stick Lil Wayne verses at the beginning and end of the song.

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