Yes, it's true, the McDonald's at Guantanamo is now looking for a manager—and don't worry, you won't need security clearance, just a U.S. passport. The best part is that apparently guards will occasionally use Big Macs to coerce info from prisoners (not sure if they're used as bribes or threats... ZING!). The second best part? The job is listed at McVirginia.com, which, awesome.
And don't forget, no shirt, no shoes, no sensory deprivation hood, no service.