Although my father was stern and did not hesitate to use his cane, there were good times when he stopped his war plans and played with us.
Which is kind of like how my dad would sometimes stop watching Canadian football and tell me to get him a beer. Lil Bin Laden also revealed a possible career path, demonstrating a pretty shrewd sense of the current American political climate:
I would like to be in a position to promote peace. I believe that the United Nations would be ideal for me.
C U THERE! Also, he likes horses.