Thursday, December 31, 2009

The Top 25 Mostly Americanish Movies of the Decade: Jesse Hassenger

Posted by on Thu, Dec 31, 2009 at 11:26 AM

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OK, so I really haven't seen enough of the rest of the world's cinema to call this the Definitive Top 25 Movies of the Decade Period. Lots of good stuff—movies and, later, the directors themselves—gets imported over here, but who knows how much more never even gets a shot. This is a limited perspective, but a consistent one; I can't pretend that watching, say, a couple of Almodovar movies gives me a full sense of Spanish cinema. What I've found exciting about Mostly American Cinema over the past ten years is the adaptation: not just making movies out of novels and comics and TV shows and other movies (indeed, that grew quite tiresome), but the way directors both established and relatively new explored their pet themes and styles in mashed up, reoriented ways.

1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Michel Gondry, 2004)
I'm not sure if Eternal Sunshine ranks as my personal favorite movie of the past ten years—for sheer entertainment and rewatch value, that would probably be The Royal Tenenbaums—but I'm equally unsure if I can name a better representative for this decade than this Charlie Kaufman/Michel Gondry collabo about the persistence of memory and the inconsistency of love. It's beautifully written, and maybe the most moving of Kaufman's many scripts; it's the perfect vehicle for Gondry's freewheeling visuals; and it offers a particularly delightful balance of hilarity and sadness, a mixture present in so many of this decade's directors' work. Almost all of its acting represents a major peak, from the best of many great performances (Kate Winslet) to a breakthrough in subtlety (Jim Carrey) to a starlet imbuing her persona with surprising humor and depth (Kristen Dunst) to effective work from a typically one-trick pony (Elijah Wood). I also get the sense that this is the rare movie that everyone in a certain age group pretty much loves: like Braveheart or Lord of the Rings for smart people. Seriously, do you have any friends who don't love Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? And if you do, don't you kind of want to smack them?

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demonlover, The Best Movie of the Decade (According to Benjamin Strong)

Posted by on Thu, Dec 31, 2009 at 9:47 AM

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Heckled at its 2002 Cannes premiere, and dismissed ever since as arthouse Eurotrash, demonlover, Olivier Assayas’s sleazy, globe-trotting corporate-espionage thriller, wasn’t a film that this decade wanted; instead, it was the film the aughts deserved. The story of mendacious, back-stabbing Parisian lawyers negotiating a deal to secure an international monopoly on pornographic anime, demonlover goes off the rails—way off the rails, according to admirers and detractors alike—near the one-hour mark, spiraling thereafter into violent incoherence. And yet the pileup of narrative gaps and contradictions that emerge in the third act were part of the point. Though Assayas lifted his more lurid conceits from David Cronenberg’s Videodrome (1983), the critic Charles Taylor pointed out at the time that the film’s real precursor was Howard Hawks's foreboding, famously nonsensical The Big Sleep (1946).

Released here in September of 2003, many of demonlover’s principle themes—the circulation of rumor, cyber escapism, office politics, torture and rendition—were already, or were soon going to be, our own.

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

New Year's Tip: How to Prepare for the Dread Y2K Virus

Posted by on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 12:41 PM

From the dawn of the decade now at its close, here's famous singer Leonard Nimoy, telling us what to expect at the stroke of midnight, as the world and all its computers shut down.

All of this stuff came true in the 2000s, basically.

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So, Do You Think Dick Cheney Is At All Ashamed That The Air-Security Protocols His Administration Enacted in Response to 9/11 Couldn't Thwart An Attempted Terrorist Attack?

Posted by on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 11:36 AM

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Ha ha no of course not.

Far be it from us to give the Obama administration a free pass here, of course; it happened on his watch, and there's no reason to stick with inefficient interagency communication just because it's the status quo. But did you know that there isn't currently a head of the Transportation Security Administration? Senator Jim DeMint, Republican of South Carolina, has been blocking the confirmation of Obama's nominee, because there's some concern that this new guy might let TSA workers unionize.

Anyway.

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The Top 342 Movies of 2009?

Posted by on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 9:49 AM

If the mashup is going to be our next dominant art form, which seems increasingly likely, this Kees van Dijkhuizen character (is that Dutch?) will be one to watch. Here's Van Dijkhuizen rather epic wrap-up of the year in film, not necessarily based on good taste, but very enjoyable nonetheless. (TheDailyWhat)

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Bachelor Mother: Downtempo Screwball

Posted by on Wed, Dec 30, 2009 at 8:55 AM

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The current Madcap Manhattan series at Film Forum is wall-to-wall screwball. (With a few more mad than madcap—Little Murders and The King of Comedy—thrown in for, good measure?) But what is screwball comedy, exactly? According to Andrew Sarris they are sex comedies without the sex. They’ve also been typified as comedies of inversion and absent-mindedness; the humor works best when the characters strive to be rational in increasingly irrational circumstances. Role-switching is always a central theme, too, and that requires equal roles in these romances.

At their best, screwball comedies are pure rhythm and reaction. They unfold (or twist up) in a pattern of equal interplay, a call-and response between the two main characters. As feminist interest in the genre might attest to, that means the absence of a subject (usually a man) and an object (usually a woman.) Instead both man and woman respond to one another as if in a well—matched verbal racket sport, until a rhythm to their rally is established. It’s this nonstop beat that drives the film, that is the film. This momentum carries the (always unlikely) couple through ridiculous situations, pratfalls and misunderstandings. Plot is secondary, and so, then, is logic.

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

David Levine Dies, Making It Extremely Unlikely That He Will Ever Draw Your Likeness for the New York Review of Books

Posted by on Tue, Dec 29, 2009 at 2:28 PM

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David Levine, the illustrator, died this morning; he was 83.

His caricatures of notable figures, most especially artists, were the defining visual element of the New York Review of Books ever since its inception in 1963. Even if you're not a reader of the publication, or if you don't know his name, you've probably seen his widely republished illustrations, and can recognize his bigheaded, minimal, acerbically detailed style.

You can browse his entire archive at the NYRB site; the Woody Allen drawing pictured is emblematic of his style (to the extent that he stuck with one consistent look), and perhaps my favorite of his many drawings (his way with frizzy flyaway hair made him a natural for drawing Jewish intellectuals; he loved to draw Phil Roth, too).

If David Levine never got around to drawing you, now he never will. Inasmuch as you're nobody, in the world of literature, until David Levine caricatures you, it seems as though you will never become a famous author. The dream is dead.

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My Top 20 Movies of the Decade: Henry Stewart

Posted by on Tue, Dec 29, 2009 at 12:21 PM

Editor's note: This week, along with our major decade-in-review package (stay tuned), we'll be posting our senior writers lists, paragraphs and assorted commentaries on their decade at the movies.

In order from least best to bestest

In working out the Best Films of the Decade, I decided to consider not only how good a film is—like, how much I liked it because it was totally awesome—but also how important the movie was in the Grand Context of International Cinema. Which is why Christophe Honore’s Dans Paris (2005/2007, NYC) makes (the bottom of) the list: this (very!) loose adaptation of Franny and Zooey was, by far, the most vivacious film of the decade, at least in terms of a free-form filmmaking style; taking off from where his New Wave forbears left off, Honore’s film is full-up with an unbridled enthusiasm for makin’ movies, using direct address, musical numbers, and countless other zany techniques. It’s at once a throwback and resolutely contemporary, and the gold standard by which all such playful films—like (500) Days of Summer on the low end, The Brothers Bloom on the high—can be judged.

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This Whole Concept of "Army Surplus" Is, On the Fundamental Level, Such Utter Bullshit

Posted by on Tue, Dec 29, 2009 at 10:56 AM

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Because haven't we already paid for those clothes once?

I mean, it'd be like if I bought you a vest, and you were like, Oh, thanks, but I don't think I'll ever wear this vest, and then I was like, Well, in that case, I would, I mean obviously I think it's a nice vest or else why would I have bought it for you, and then you were like, well in that case, I'll let you buy it back from me, through a middleman.

I'm thinking of getting a Navy-issue pea coat this winter, and whatever I pay for it I'll probably just withhold from my federal income tax.

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My Top 25 Movies of the Decade: Michael Atkinson

Posted by on Tue, Dec 29, 2009 at 8:54 AM

Editor's note: This week, along with our major decade-in-review package (stay tuned), we'll be posting our senior writers lists, paragraphs and assorted commentaries on their decade at the movies.

What the Oh-Oh's were about: the autumnal rise of Michael Haneke, the whimsical torque of the "new indie" McSweeny's-epoch auteur (Kaufman, Anderson, Anderson, Jonze, et al.), the dominance of East Asian meta-minimalism, and the stone-cold fact that cinema comes down to a handful of repeat-offender artists with passion and wisdom, not a billion dollars of digital wonkwork. Call me a monkeywrencher, but by this point if a virus ran amok worldwide and ate every CGI monster, robot, tidal wave and superhero on every hard drive, I wouldn't be bummed.

The Top 25:

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Monday, December 28, 2009

Bono Used to Be Cool and Handsome: U2's "New Year's Day"

Posted by on Mon, Dec 28, 2009 at 12:39 PM

I've basically been drinking for the last five days, so coming back to the office has been a deeply painful experience; as such, I'm having a really hard time "blogging." (Also, all this hyperconnectivity is making me depressed.) So, this is why god made embeddable videos that relate to seasonal themes. The new year approaches and Bono is adorbs:

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Scientists Once Again State the Obvious: Your Technology is Making You Depressed

Posted by on Mon, Dec 28, 2009 at 11:33 AM

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How come "science" is always coming up with "ideas" that we all know already? For example, here is an article at the New Scientist telling us that the pressures of being constantly connected through digital communication technology—both socially and for work—is making us unhappy. Duh. And then the writer says things like this, which the ancient Greeks figured out and which dogs and toddlers know:

People who place a high value on material goals are unhappier than those who are less materialistic. Materialism is also associated with lower self-esteem, greater narcissism, greater tendency to compare oneself unfavourably with other people, less empathy and more conflict in relationships.

I have actually become more depressed just writing this blog. PEOPLE, STOP—STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. NONE OF THIS MEANS ANYTHING.

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Vic Chesnutt on All Songs Considered

Posted by on Mon, Dec 28, 2009 at 9:57 AM

Coverage of Vic Chesnutt's death has been plentiful these past four days, and you can find a good portion of it here. If you weren't already familiar with Chesnutt before this weekend, spend some time with this video, recorded in 2007 when he performed on NPR's All Songs Considered. You'll learn a lot about him over the course of 26 minutes: about his sense of humor, about his deep sadness, about his booming, underrated voice, about his natural ability to entertain, and about how seriously he took songwriting, and about the great effect he had on the people around him.

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Video of a Toy Plane Nuking a Miniature City is Pretty

Posted by on Mon, Dec 28, 2009 at 9:01 AM

Here, with little to no commentary, is a surprisingly pretty video of a toy airplane destroying clown head-shooting batteries of keys and peanut-bombing a city of thimbles. Thank you, internet.

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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Oscarbation: Black Lungs, Bad Liver, Crazy Heart

Posted by and on Sat, Dec 26, 2009 at 9:04 AM

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Hey, it’s Mutual Oscarbation, our awards season feature in which Benjamin Sutton and Henry Stewart crawl out of their Netflix envelope-insulated dens and find out during what sorts of movies Academy members are drinking whiskey. This week they go drunk driving across the Southwest with Bad Blake from Scott Cooper’s Crazy Heart.

BEN:
Happy holidays Henry! I’m pretty happy with my gift this year, a comfortably predictable, but no less moving or enjoyable redemption story about the fictional over-the-hill country-blues musician Bad Blake, played by Jeff Bridges in a sure-bet Best Actor Oscar performance. How about you? I’m especially glad that Fox Searchlight brought us this indie film it picked up on the festival circuit because I think I might use it more than once. It’s not just about the amazing lead performance; Maggie Gyllenhaal is also exquisite as the journalist and divorced single mom Jean, who pulls Blake out of multiple smoky, whiskey-doused dens of sin and slovenliness; Colin Farrell is surprisingly subdued and genuine as Tommy Sweet, the young superstar whom Blake mentored; and even Robert Duvall fits in nicely as Wayne, the archetypal Duvall-ian fishing and drinking buddy.

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Friday, December 25, 2009

Your Christmas Weekend at the Movies with Your Parents

Posted by on Fri, Dec 25, 2009 at 9:13 AM

The true meaning of Christmas, today and tomorrow at Film Forum.
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Sherlock Holmes: I am not Jewish, but I still usually go to the movies on Christmas Day, because my family's Christmas "dinner" typically ends around about three in the afternoon. Having gone out to the movies for the past four or five Christmases and mostly seen a bunch of lame comedies for the whole family, it's a bit of a shock to potentially see what may be an enjoyably silly action-adventure movie with some degree of Downey-supplied panache. I hope this doesn't mean that Sherlock Holmes actually sucks, because I've been fine with all of the trailers that apparently made a bunch of internet nerds nervous and/or derisive (or is that just their natural state?). Despite the fact that Guy Ritchie made one of the worst movies of the past ten years (and I'm talking about Revolver; I haven't even seen Swept Away), he seems pretty much ideal for adding a bit of Style Lite to a committee-produced blockbuster; it's not as if any Big Ritchie Ideas will get lost in the studio shuffle. Plus, Rachel McAdams!

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A Note on Fire Safety Around Your Christmas Tree

Posted by on Fri, Dec 25, 2009 at 6:37 AM

Very early on a typical Christmas morning, Anytown, U.S.A.: "Mom, Dad, wake up! Wake up! I wanna open my presents now... I don't care if it's still dark and you were up all night helping Santa bring boxes down the chimney, I can't wait anymore. Come on! You can go back to bed after, I just really need to open my presents now. Please! I already made you hot chocolate and put candles out, you can just come and lie on the couch while I open my gifts then come back to bed. Pleeeeease?!" Meanwhile, downstairs:

Flaming Christmas tree living room is the new Yule log. (Neatorama)

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Origami Christmas Tree Balls Are the Season's Cheapest Festive Decoration

Posted by on Thu, Dec 24, 2009 at 9:02 AM

Is your house/apartment/office/manger still lacking the festive markers of holiday cheer like decorations and an ornament-filled tree? This should help you take care of that without spending a dime. (Use old L Magazines for an especially colorful effect.)

Origami Christmas Tree Ball
(TheDailyWhat)

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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Hey, an Old Ad for the Rudolph Christmas Special

Posted by on Wed, Dec 23, 2009 at 1:46 PM

Here is an awesome TV ad for the classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer claymation masterpiece that still freaks me out. Note: this first appeared on "the General Electric Fantasy Hour," which sounds straight from the lips of Jack Donaghy.

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VIDEO: Protesting Dow Chemical's Refusal to Clean Up Bhopal

Posted by on Wed, Dec 23, 2009 at 1:11 PM

A little over 25 years ago, a Union Carbide plant near Bhopal, India accidentally released toxins into the surrounding area, leading to the deaths of thousands of Indians (and the life-long health problems of hundreds of thousands more). Union Carbide was bought by ginormous Dow Chemical about ten years ago, and the monster company has yet to do anything of substance in remediating the horrible mess made by its latest asset. (Btw, if you haven't seen this video of the greatest media prank of all time, you should definitely watch the Yes Men pretend to speak for Dow Chemical live on BBC News. Truly amazing.)

Videographer extraordinaire Emmanuel Cruz stopped by a recent anti-Dow protest in Union Square, where it was nice to see people advocating on behalf of those less fortunate.

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