Wednesday, December 9, 2009

In Which Tiger Woods Breaks Into Glorious Song

Posted By on Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 11:27 AM

tiger woods cheats
Dear friend of The L Ben Greenman has gone and given l'affaire Tiger Woods his customary musical theater treatment. As is the sad case with most modern scandal, things are way more musical theater than they are operatic. A sample:

Would you rather that I scream at you
While brandishing a knife
Or grab one of your golf clubs
And try to end your life?

If I have a choice
I’d say a knife, O.K.?
The golf clubs are my livelihood
I use them every day

ELIN WOODS grabs a club.

Not that one! You need
Better club-head speed.

Tags: , , , , ,


Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

Most Commented On

Most Shared Stories

Top Viewed Stories

Top Topics in The Measure

Film (19)

Music (8)

Art (7)

Theater (4)

Special Events (4)

TV (1)

© 2014 The L Magazine
Website powered by Foundation