That's right, even though this whole sordid operation is obviously a front for some kind of liberal-elitist
plot to steal
America's freedoms WE ARE STILL PUTTING OUT A PRINT EDITION. And there's one out today, called the Envy Issue.
In it you will find a reason to doubt yourself, a reason to doubt America, a reason to doubt pop music, places to dull your pain with burritos and cocktails, and finally, a reason to hope.
Go out and pick one up, why don't you?