By now you've presumably been made aware of
the wonderful, user-generated, single-serving website Nic Cage as Everyone
, which makes every pop culture consumer's most guiltily guarded little fantasy a whole lot more real, namely that the greatest overactor of our generation, Nicolas Cage, should portray any and every character he/we please. It's basically like that scene in Being John Malkovich
, except as a blog and with Nic Cage (obvs). It's the meme he was born to play.