
My favorite part:
A notice that pops up when the Audi system [which is capable of browsing the internet and playing media files] is turned on reads: “Please only use the online services when traffic conditions allow you to do so safely."
Yes, please.
I used to think that being hit by an F Train after jumping onto the subway platform to retrieve an iPhone would be the worst possible way to die. But getting run over by a car because the driver was checking his email while driving, that's worse I think, because even my self-righteousness wouldn't save me then.