
So, for what hip new programming was the American network TV-watching public clamoring? Well, with Leno returning to the far side of the evening news, from whence he sprang, NBC has just greenlit six new pilots:
-A remake of a British crime show
-A remake of a 70s detective show
-Whatever the fuck new lawyer thing from David E. Kelley
-Whatever the fuck new action cop show from Jerry Bruckheimer
-Whatever the fuck new lady thing from a Sex and the City producer
-Something called The Event
-Oh also another Law & Order is in the works eventually
Yes, this will do quite well in regaining the audience that NBC lost by being too predictable and retread-y with their primetime programming. God, television that appeals to more than three million Americans is so terrible.