Wednesday, January 13, 2010

As Pot House Burns, Bronx Residents Giggle, Snack and Clean

Posted By on Wed, Jan 13, 2010 at 11:33 AM

kumar gets stoned
A house full of weed caught fire yesterday in the Bronx. Yup, parts of Laconia (a nabe up there) were covered in a haze of marijuana fog as what appears to have been a pretty serious in-house pot farm went up in smoke. Look, I know I'm supposed to make a bunch of drug puns at this point, but rather than force you to wade through the murk of numerous double entendres I'll just make a list of the words I might have used: stoned, munchies, baked, red, doobie, toke, joint, spark, burner, mary jane, Mary Louise Parker, grass, dope, tea, hippie lettuce, chronic, 4:20, ganja, bud, spliff... oh fuck it, just go here and make them up yourself. Citizen journalism!

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