Tuesday, January 19, 2010
News Oh Shit! Hybrid Super-Snakes Breeding in Florida, Planning National Takeover
Posted by Benjamin Sutton on Tue, Jan 19, 2010 at 9:46 AM
But wait, the story gets more B-movie-y. According to South Florida Water Management District deputy executive director George Horne, snake experts ("snakesperts"?) fear that the two species could breed and create a new "super snake," which would probably look something like this, this, or this, or maybe even this. We should waste no time breeding our own super snake killers, and get Samuel Jackson and Jennifer Lopez to start making babies right away. The survival of our species depends on it. (TreeHugger)
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