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Friday, January 22, 2010

News Captain Sullenberger's Famous Bird-Murdering Airplane Now For Sale

Posted by Jonny Diamond on Fri, Jan 22, 2010 at 11:37 AM

That horrible plane that killed my beloved countrybirds and scared the crap out of the whole west side of Manhattan (but brought people together and made Captain Sullenberger a hero), is now for sale.

Gallingly, the murderous airplane is described thus: "Destroyed. Aircraft suffered severe bird strike event resulting in water emergency landing." As if it didn't know it was killing Canadians.

Bidding on the Airbus will take place in beautiful Kearny, NJ, on March 27th. I will be there to protest.

Tags: Flight 1539, Captain Sullenberger, Chesley Sullenberger, Canada Geese, Revenge, Auctions, Sales

        
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Friday, January 22, 2010

News Captain Sullenberger's Famous Bird-Murdering Airplane Now For Sale

Posted by Jonny Diamond on Fri, Jan 22, 2010 at 11:37 AM

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