Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Politics GOP Finds Perfect Man for 2012: The Plastic Scott Brown
Posted by Jonny Diamond on Tue, Feb 2, 2010 at 11:44 AM
So I thank the clockmaker God of Franklin and Jefferson that HeroBuilders.com went ahead and molded a tiny penis-less Scott Brown for all of us to play with. Or wait! One of the three versions is "anatomically correct," which means there is a tiny, plastic Scott Brown penis we can play with. YAY! So, for only $35 you can purchase either the "Everyman Action Figure" (jeans and a t-shirt, for brush clearing!), the "2012 Executive" (presidential suit, for stopping health care reform!), and the penised version, "Cosmo Man" (with fig leaf, for sexing).
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