Monday, February 8, 2010
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Jesus Loves You and I, and Lots of Other Random Stuff
Posted
by Benjamin Sutton
on Mon, Feb 8, 2010 at 1:57 PM
Jesus, like any other being living in a capitalist society (because, remember, he is alive in each and every one of us), loves stuff. He loves
junk food, he loves
tarot, he loves
mustache wax and he loves
Elmo. He loves so much stuff that the helpful site
Jesus Loves Stuff keeps an exhaustive record (see sample above) of all the things that big J-C can't get enough of. If you want to be like Christ (which, yeah, obvs) don't wait for Revelation: start studying and emulating his tastes and cravings today. (
Urlesque)
Tags: Jesus, Elmo, single-serving sites, Jesus Loves Stuff, religion, capitalism, Brokeback Mountain
