Recently on sale at eastern region Rite Aid stores:
Seriously, has no one ever seen Friday the 13th before? Did you know that there's a real Camp Crystal Lake in Florida? To which no one in their right minds would never ever go? And, that there's a Rite Aid on W. Camp Crystal Lake Avenue—in Haddonfield, New Jersey? At which no one should ever shop? Because it's the scariest Rite Aid ever?