
But perhaps the chief indicator of economic stability is number of parrots seized in home foreclosures, and right now America sits at one—one parrot was seized. I'm not sure if that's a high number or a low number, but Pittsburgh resident Angela Iannelli thinks it's worth a lawsuit, as she filed yesterday against Bank of America, who incorrectly foreclosed on her house last fall, sending in a zealous contractor who wrecked the place and... stole her parrot.
Luckily, after repeated calls to the bank, Ms. Iannelli was reunited with her beloved parrot who, for the purposes of clarity, I will call Karl Malden [pictured above right].
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