Friday, March 19, 2010

Dubai Sends Killer Shark to Attack Israel in Retaliation for Assassinations

Posted By on Fri, Mar 19, 2010 at 3:47 PM

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  • The "M" stands for "Mossad."
Dubai is finally responding to that time a bunch of mysterious agents (Mossad?) came into their country and straight-up killed a Palestinian guy. How?

Well, after years of top-secret research and specialized training, Dubai's leading marine biologists have finally perfected their "killer shark mind-control device," and are releasing deadly aquatic agents as we speak. Sure, on the surface, this story might seem to be about a hotel resort on one of the kingdom's manmade islands giving into the concerns of environmentalists and releasing a captive whale shark into the wild... BUT DON'T BE FOOLED. YOU KNOW THE TRUTH.

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