actor Steven Seagal hires women to serve as his sexual servants, according to a lawsuit filed in Los Angeles civil court on Monday, TheWrap.com reported
. A former model, 23 year-old Kayden Nguyen, alleges that Seagal hired her as a "personal assistant," whose duties included being sexually harassed ("my wife wouldn't mind if we had a sexual relationship") and consuming "illegal pills," after which Seagal would "inflict sexual acts on her until she sobbed." You can, but probably shouldn't, read the whole weird story here
. It's the most interesting thing Seagal has been a part of...ever?