Are you guys watching M.I.A. tweeting for Pitchfork today? Ay yi yi... she's saying all sorts of things that I do not understand, and she's fast joining the ranks of people like Courtney and Kanye—musicians who should stay as far away from the internet as possible, due to its knack for making them seem mega stupid. I think she might be winking her way through the whole thing, but I can't be sure. I do feel reasonably certain this is not something any of us should have to think about.