- I will make Rick Perry my bitch.
Texan politics is full of crazy
(not quite to the extent of Arizona politics, which is more just evil
, but still). A rescue mutt from Austin
, name of Woodrow
, is throwing his hand—OR SHOULD I SAY PAW (HAHAHAHAHA)—into the ring for the governorship. Woodrow qualifies under Texan law as he's been a resident of the state for five years and is over 35—IN DOG YEARS (HAHAHAHAHA). Money from Woodrow's burgeoning campaign will go to help Austin Pets Alive
, which seeks to keep Austin Pets Alive. Woodrow's already raised over $2,000 from the sale of t-shirts alone.
To which I say, purrrrr-fect. Get it? HAHAHAHAHA. Film at eleven. Goodnight, Wendy.