Thursday, May 6, 2010

Yikes: Wall Street Plummets Nine Percent in Five Minutes, BECAUSE OF THE GREEKS!

Posted by on Thu, May 6, 2010 at 4:13 PM

Ruh roh. The Dow Jones index dropped 565 points in less than five minutes this afternoon, because Wall Street traders are worried that swarthy Greek anarchists are coming to take our golden children. (The market clawed its way back up, though, to about a 3.5 percent loss.)

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