Monday, May 10, 2010
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Someone Finally Mentions Tiger Woods' Bulging Dick
Posted
by Jonny Diamond
on Mon, May 10, 2010 at 10:41 AM
I've been waiting for this. With
all the talk of Tiger Woods "pulling out" of the "Players" Championship because of a "swollen disc" (not sure why I quoted that), it was bound to happen.
Yesterday, a perky blond TV reporter for the Golf Channel, with the unlikely name of Win McMurry, said it:"[Woods] says he's been playing with a bad neck for about a month and thinks it could be a bulging dick."
Yup. This just goes to show that if you hope for something hard enough, it will eventually come. Heh.
Tags: Tiger Woods, Win McMurry, dick, disc, bulging dick, bulging disc, Players Championships, pulling out, withdrawal, the rhythm method, bloopers