KC Trommer's very fine poem, "Tune in Tokyo," (now showing in The L Mag's poetry section!) is about having breasts. But this isn't necessarily why you should read it. Also, because of line breaks and stuff, it took me, like, 45 minutes to format. But this is also not why you should read it. You should read it because it contains the following line: "Tits. The sound of a fingernail tapping a tabletop."