Monday, June 7, 2010

Someone Needs to Tell The New Guitar Hero That It's Just a Fucking Video Game

Posted by on Mon, Jun 7, 2010 at 11:02 AM

Allow me to transcribe for you the trailer for the forthcoming Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock: "Everything that ever was and all that ever will be converges onto this moment. The transformation will prove challenging, and as you begin to evolve, a force inside you takes hold. Your soul will be infused with the power of a warrior, awakening the beast within." Sounds like it's a pretty big deal. For idiots.

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