- The International Men's Club of Bay Ridge
I really just appreciate this story
for the centrality of the "mullet" as a character. Not only does the thief in question wield a gun, according the Post
headline he also wields his own mullet: all in search of a little oxycodone in the wilds of Bay Ridge. In fact, the mullet-headed thief was so polite—he apologized for the stick-up as it was happening—that I can't help but think he's a Canadian hockey player
. Pretty much an open-and-shut case, if you ask me.