Monday, June 14, 2010
News
Man Wields Own Mullet in Bay Ridge Oxycodone Theft
Posted
by Jonny Diamond
on Mon, Jun 14, 2010 at 9:53 AM
- The International Men's Club of Bay Ridge
I really just appreciate
this story for the centrality of the "mullet" as a character. Not only does the thief in question wield a gun, according the
Post headline he also wields his own mullet: all in search of a little oxycodone in the wilds of Bay Ridge. In fact, the mullet-headed thief was so polite—he apologized for the stick-up as it was happening—that I can't help but think he's
a Canadian hockey player. Pretty much an open-and-shut case, if you ask me.
Tags: Bay Ridge, mullets, oxycodone, theft, crime, stick-ups, hockey players, politeness, Canadian crime wave
