While 79 percent of Russians think Canada is a "world economic power," only 33 percent of Swedes believe this. And while 67 percent of the world thinks Canada is a leader working for peace and human rights, only 37 percent of Swedes believe this. You seeing a pattern here? Fucking Swedes.
Well you know what, Sweden, for some absolutely bewildering reason, a whopping 92 percent of the French think Canadians are "cool" (really?); and, get this, 70 percent of Saudi Arabians think we're "sexy." So, Sweden, you can take your Volvo and your Ikea and shove it.