- Fight back, geese! It's your only hope!
Earlier this month, you'll recall, the city gassed of 400 Prospect Park geese
—part of a plan plan
for a couple thousand culls, with the idea of keeping Canada geese from flying into jet engines all the time, which is apparently a real issue.
Now, the state of New York has announced plans to kill 170,000 of the state's estimated quarter of a million Canada Geese. (Gary!)
State officials are quoted expressing their hopes that this will be the "final solution" to New York state's "goosish problem."