Friday, August 20, 2010
News
Tuberculosis Diagnosed in Brooklyn MTA Workers. Seriously.
Posted
by Jonny Diamond
on Fri, Aug 20, 2010 at 12:09 PM
Hey, can you imagine if
all the old, scary diseases came back? It sort of makes sense, as the planet's population approaches about 300 percent capacity... TIME FOR A KILL OFF! Maybe it all starts in Brooklyn: an MTA employee was diagnosed over the weekend
with full-scale tuberculosis, and it remains probable that a few more of her colleagues have been infected (the article won't specify the location, likely for fear of creating a panic). Next up, an outbreak of leprosy in Murray Hill, scarlet fever in DUMBO (run!), and a little catarrh in Bushwick.
Tags: tuberculosis, plagues, MTA, subway, Brooklyn, outbreaks, hysteria, End Times
