Hey, can you imagine if all the old, scary diseases
came back? It sort of makes sense, as the planet's population approaches about 300 percent capacity... TIME FOR A KILL OFF! Maybe it all starts in Brooklyn: an MTA employee was diagnosed over the weekend with full-scale tuberculosis
, and it remains probable that a few more of her colleagues have been infected (the article won't specify the location, likely for fear of creating a panic). Next up, an outbreak of leprosy in Murray Hill, scarlet fever in DUMBO (run!), and a little catarrh in Bushwick.