Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Food & Drink "Weigh yourself naked every morning at the same time. Your weight will fluctuate by about five pounds depending on when you last pooped."
Posted by Mark Asch on Tue, Aug 31, 2010 at 4:27 PM
- Don't be fat. Everybody hates fat people.
Mostly, the tips seem to be tricks for waging psychological warfare against your natural desire to eat all the great food that surrounds you at all times because it's your job to eat it. Like: the same amount of food on a smaller plate will make you think you've eaten a bigger meal; keep the really good stuff out of easy reach; etc. There's much wisdom here, if you're the kind of person who's always looking for new ways to dress up your painful, hateful discipline.
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