Wednesday, September 1, 2010

In Case You Were Wondering, What The Fuck Is a Sloth? Will Clear Everything Up

Posted By on Wed, Sep 1, 2010 at 10:03 AM

What the Fuck is a Sloth?
  • Find out why the sloth really crossed the road.
Wikipedia says: "Sloth furs exhibit specialized functions." What the Fuck is a Sloth? says: "The sloth is fucking camouflaged." Wikipedia says: "A cornered sloth may swipe at its attackers in an effort to scare them away or wound them." What the Fuck is a Sloth? says: "The sloth says you have about 3 fucking seconds to stop doing that before you lose a hand." Wikipedia says: "Sloths are classified as folivores as the bulk of their diet consists mostly of buds, tender shoots, and leaves." What the Fuck is a Sloth? says: "Sloths eat fruit all the fucking live long day." One of these sources of sloth knowledge is clearly superior to the other. (BuzzFeed)

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