Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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In Case You Were Wondering, What The Fuck Is a Sloth? Will Clear Everything Up
Posted
by Benjamin Sutton
on Wed, Sep 1, 2010 at 10:03 AM
- Find out why the sloth really crossed the road.
Wikipedia
says: "Sloth furs exhibit specialized functions."
What the Fuck is a Sloth? says: "The sloth is fucking camouflaged." Wikipedia says: "A cornered sloth may swipe at its attackers in an effort to scare them away or wound them."
What the Fuck is a Sloth? says: "The sloth says you have about 3 fucking seconds to stop doing that before you lose a hand." Wikipedia says: "Sloths are classified as folivores as the bulk of their diet consists mostly of buds, tender shoots, and leaves."
What the Fuck is a Sloth? says: "Sloths eat fruit all the fucking live long day."
One of these sources of sloth knowledge is clearly superior to the other. (
BuzzFeed)
Tags: Sloths, The animals, Single-function sites, What the Fuck is a Sloth?, Wikipedia
