Presumably in recognition of The L's annual Heroes and Villains
Issue, Bronx Democrats yesterday handed a resounding defeat
incumbent State Senator Pedro Espada, Jr., who will now have to bilk millions from healthcare clinics, spend tens of thousands of taxpayer dollars on sushi, and make it rain on protesters
on his own time.
But hey, now that he's lost, he can stop pretending he actually even lives in the Bronx!