Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Woo-hoo, Pedro Espada Lost!

Posted by on Wed, Sep 15, 2010 at 10:12 AM

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Presumably in recognition of The L's annual Heroes and Villains Issue, Bronx Democrats yesterday handed a resounding defeat to villainous incumbent State Senator Pedro Espada, Jr., who will now have to bilk millions from healthcare clinics, spend tens of thousands of taxpayer dollars on sushi, and make it rain on protesters on his own time.

But hey, now that he's lost, he can stop pretending he actually even lives in the Bronx!

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