ALL-CITY (Ed: Later clarified as Bushwick)
Best place to people watch?
Best place to drink?
EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME.
RESTAURANTS ARE BULLSHIT.
Best bookstore or record store?
Best grocery store/farmer's market?
THEY ARE ALL THE SAME.
Best outdoor spot?
ALL ARE FINE.
Best place to attend a show/view a piece of art/see a movie?
AT HOME, ALONE.
Best coffee shop?
Best subway line?
WHICHEVER ONE TAKES YOU WHERE YR GOING.
Best date spot?
Best person whose name you don't know?
According to neighborhood folklore, are there any celebrities living in the area?
Which are there more of: dogs, bodega cats, strollers, American Apparel ads, or old men on stoops?
What's missing from your neighborhood?
What's been the biggest change since you've moved in?
It's a Saturday night in October. You don't feel like traveling very far but are antsy for a night out. Where do you go?