As expected, this was pretty much perfect, from the gunshots going on for way too long and the dour portrait of Conan's home life to the Larry King as still-alive guardian angel and the spot-on reveal of Conan's new salary. Good stuff all around. The monologue, after the jump, was solid as well. "I know what you're thinking: 'Hey, it's the guy from Twitter," he jokes, with his hair standing a little taller, a little prouder than usual. And then Andy cuts him down: "Wait, you mean you're Kanye West?" Welcome back, sir.