Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Film
Pretty Lady Dumps Hipster Brooklynite Moviemaker (Weisz, Aronofsky Split)
Posted
by Mark Asch
on Tue, Nov 9, 2010 at 12:33 PM

- Rachel Weisz, no longer constipated in her fucking soul.
Normally, Jonny is on the "classy British actresses finally splitting with their bloated hack auteur husbands"
beat, but finders keepers: The
Hollywood Reporter is, um,
reporting that Rachel Weisz and
Darren Aronofsky are divorcing after nine years of inexplicable union.
According to unnamed sources, the papers cite "bludgeoning cut-rate Kubrick look-at-me film-school savant technique and fatuous opportunistically 'extreme' subject matter" as the grounds for divorce.
Tags: Rachel Weisz, Darren Aronofsky, Divorce, Overrated Filmmakers and the Actresses Who Love Them