Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Pretty Lady Dumps Hipster Brooklynite Moviemaker (Weisz, Aronofsky Split)

Posted by on Tue, Nov 9, 2010 at 12:33 PM

Rachel Weisz, no longer constipated in her fucking soul.
  • Rachel Weisz, no longer constipated in her fucking soul.
Normally, Jonny is on the "classy British actresses finally splitting with their bloated hack auteur husbands" beat, but finders keepers: The Hollywood Reporter is, um, reporting that Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky are divorcing after nine years of inexplicable union.

According to unnamed sources, the papers cite "bludgeoning cut-rate Kubrick look-at-me film-school savant technique and fatuous opportunistically 'extreme' subject matter" as the grounds for divorce.

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