I can't fucking believe this. Sure, Brooklyn Paper Editor Gersh Kuntzman is generally just a goof with a terrible fondness for bad puns (and terrible jokes), but I'm really disappointed that he would give hateful Catholic extremist Bill Donohue an opportunity to offer his "perspective" on the whole ridiculous annual "War on Christmas" kerfuffle. I'm not going to get into that actual "controversy," but here's Bill Donohue on the systemic rape and abuse of children under the auspices of the Catholic Church in Ireland.
"Such things as kissing, inadequate heating, inappropriate sexual talk... if that's going to count as "abuse" than I regard this as hysteria." Also, emotional abuse and kicking don't count either. Just listen to the whole thing, it's fucking unbelievable. Way to go, Gersh, hope the page views are worth it.