You know, that's not a bad idea actually. De-stress. Breathe. Things will work themselves out. Scroll to the bottom of this post. See? But with two online pre-sales that sold out in minutes, an in-person pre-sale unable to accommodate a line three blocks long, a crashed Bowery Presents web site, and a Ticketmaster clusterfuck this morning, all contributing towards exorbitant prices on StubHub (yeah, we'll go ahead and call $3,500 exorbitant), it's understandable that people are in varying degree of aguish. They just really want to show off the new white jeans they bought in allegiance of LCD's dress code, you know? We surveyed the aftermath on Craigslist, re-posting some of our favorite offers, rants and pleas for tickets below. Best of luck to the bachelorette party looking for eight of them. You're probably going to need it.