Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down there, Julian Casablancas. With the way you start moving around the stage at the 1:50 mark, gesturing wildly and showing expression on your face, people are going to start to think you care a little. Even Dave is concerned that you're too hard on yourself. Remember that you guys are the last standing remnants of early-aughts rock 'n' roll cool. The Hives are nowhere to be found: it's all on you. Now go put your sunglasses back on.