We've long been puzzled by Brooklyn borough president Marty Markowitz's near-schizophrenic attitudes towards the borough's cycling community, at times seeming to encourage it, but more often going hard against it. Now it all makes sense: Marty's addicted to cars.
has placed his three drivers on staggered, 16-hour shifts so someone will always be available to wheel him around town between 8 a.m. and midnight, seven days a week.
Seifman goes on to explain what a pair of the Markowitz drivers do during downtime at Borough Hall, insinuating some not-so-savory deals going on behind closed sedan doors. Also, fun fact: Staten Island borough president James Molinaro doesn't even have one driver.