Monday, August 1, 2011

Debt Ceiling Tweets Reimagined as Porn

Posted By on Mon, Aug 1, 2011 at 1:09 PM

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Apparently the people's tweets helped shove congress into action on this interminable debt ceiling debacle, at least according to the White House communications director. Yay, I guess? If you're anything like me, you are sick of looking at your twitter feed and seeing a bunch of depressing-ass chatter about our doomed fiscal policy. Much, much more entertaining to imagine that they're talking about pornography. Let's play along together.


@Reaganista Christian Cámara
For a party used to ramming things w/ ZERO compromise, it's telling to see how they are demanding it now. #stimulus


@kslcom KSL.com
McCain says he'll 'swallow hard' and support deal. ksl.fm/rkCHj0

@LukeRussert Luke Russert
When @SpeakerBoehner left the Capitol tonight, he leaned back against the elevator wall tilted his head back, exhaled and went "ahhhhh."

@WestWingReport West Wing Report
Obama, sounding upbeat tonight, says "process has been messy and has taken too long." Thanks Congressional leaders for their efforts

@donnabrazile Donna Brazile
Time to head out to work @cnnbrk to discuss the raw deal. Deep swallow folks. Tune in at 9pm EST.

@daveweigel daveweigel
Schumer: "Speaker Boehner should just give it up."


See? Much better. Now for any one in need of actual pornography, check out the promo materials for Erika Lust's new movie Cabaret Desire.

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