Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Post Headline Writing Team Maybe Losing It, A Little

Posted by on Wed, Aug 10, 2011 at 4:22 PM

Madame Ellipsis is ready for you now.
  • Madame Ellipsis is ready for you now.
"Crazy stox like a hooker's drawers...UP, DOWN, UP". Stox? Hooker? Drawers? Boudoir table with perfume on it? Her "drawers" started in the down position, then, I guess? I'm not even sure how that works. And to be fair, I'm pretty sure all of us do at least one up-down-up per day, drawer-wise. Look, I'm not trying to nitpick, I just want to make sure you guys are okay over there. I know it's been a rough couple of weeks with the phone hacking thing. I mean, that photo, I just, I don't even. Stay hydrated, okay? Your paper is pretty much right wing sensationalist garbage but we would all miss you if something happened to you.

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