It's sort of like I live pretty close to Carroll Gardens but I don't live in Carroll Gardens. I'm like closer to Manhattan, so think it might be Boerum Hill. I'm not sure what qualities I like about it; I don't know what the qualities of Boerum Hill are supposed to be.
We don't either, because we only researched the top 12 neighborhoods in our Brooklyn Neighborhood Power Rankings feature, and Boerum Hill came in 16th! It could be Cobble Hill, though; Mr. Klosterman, is it like this? If not, I guess no one, including Klosterman, will ever know, though the Carroll Gardens Patch has some advice: "Why don't you ask someone!"