Tuesday, October 25, 2011

The 10 Dumbest Halloween-Related Items on Sale at UrbanOutfitters.com

Posted By on Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 11:25 AM

Hipster Halloween
  • Hipster Halloween, hahaha
I'll be the first to admit that I shop at Urban Outfitters. I love Urban Outfitters, actually. Especially this dress and these boots. But I think we can all agree that its copping of the "Brooklyn aesthetic" can be extreme and, god knows, mixing that with Halloween is a recipe for ridiculousness, which of course makes for blogging gold. Did you know that mustaches were still funny? Are you aware that hair bows made out of faux hair can be considered a costume? Are you looking to put an ironic twist on the oversexed French maid thing? Oh, the things you'll learn scrolling through the 10 most ridiculous Halloween-related items currently on sale at Urban Outs:

Sunstache, $8
Says "I'm fun enough to care about Halloween and cool enough to not put a lot of energy into it."


Embarrassing Photo Protective Sunglasses, $12
Actually kinda like these. Look how much fun the girl in the picture is having with them!


Lumberjack Ski Mask, $29
The stuff nightmares are made of.


Fingerstache, $8
Mustaches are still funny, right? Right?


Panda Buddy, $89
Part animal, part Karen O, part Catholic priest. Soooo comfy.


Panda Bear Ski Mask, $29
Comes with convenient mouth hole for your cigarette. Also makes you look like a murderer.


Volcom Fear Slim Hoodie, $79
Worst part, I don't think this is technically part of their "Halloween collection."


Not helping...


If you're on the hunt for a new hoodie, may we suggest this one?


Hershesons Small Hair Bow, $42
"Hey, look! That girl's hair is wearing hair!" Also comes in pink! $42!


French Maid Costume Tee, $39

A modern twist on a classic. Also perfect for baby showers and family get-togethers.


Latex Mask, $28
Hey, guys, I'm having trouble breathing. Seriously, guys? Can't breathe. Guys, you there?


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