Too lazy to parse the MTA homepage for the service status on the G? (Really? It's right there.) Well, ok, now there's a single-function site whose sole purpose is to inform you of the state of service on the G right this second. Every time we've checked Is The G Train Fucked? it's told us "Nope," which we have a hard time believing, but then again, it seems reliable: it's from the same person who brought us Is The L Train Fucked?