Tuesday, January 17, 2012

The L Mag Questionnaire for Writer Types: Shalom Auslander

Posted By on Tue, Jan 17, 2012 at 10:06 AM

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Hope: A Tragedy, the first novel by Shalom Auslander, previously author of the essay collection Foreskin's Lament and the story collection Beware of God, is in stores now; he reads tomorrow night at Barnes & Noble Upper West Side, and on February 2nd at McNally Jackson.

For our readers who may not be familiar with your work, what’s the most accurate thing someone else has said about it?
One paper referred to me in a postive review as a prophet and in a negative review, just a week later, as an apostate. I have to admit I kind of like that.

What have you read/watched/listened to/looked at/ate recently that will permanently change our readers' lives for the better?
Nothing. They're fucked. To be honest, this is the worst part of the whole writing gig, having to come up with answers to ludicrous interview questions. Don’t get me wrong, I’m flattered, tremendously so, but that doesn’t mean I can’t look at it all and wonder if I shouldn’t blow my head off.

Whose ghostwritten celebrity tell-all (or novel) would you sprint to the store to buy (along with a copy of The Meditations of Marcus Aurelius so that the checkout clerk doesn’t look at you screwy)?
Even if the questions aren’t ludicrous, they’re repetitive—and that’s nobody’s fault, really. There are just so many questions you can ask about a fucking book, and just so many answers I can give. We’re all trapped in this miserable but necessary cycle of writing/promoting/selling/writing, and there’s nothing we can do about it. It’s just impossible, victims one and all of our best intentions.

Have you ever been a Starving Artist, and did it make you brilliant, or just hungry?
The sad thing, of course, is that I have no choice. The publisher agrees to print my words (which I delude myself into thinking will provide some sort of immortality) and in exchange, I agree to promote it, to make back their money and then some. Should I just say no? Should I just refuse? Others do, sure, but it’s a lie—it isn’t the publisher at fault here, we’re both complicit in this crime of ego and self-aggrandisement.

What would you characterize as an ideal interaction with a reader?
And do you know what? Do you know how pathetic I am? I’m going to send this in, and then worry about my answers, and then wonder when it comes out, and wonder then how it will be received. Will anyone read it? What will the commenters think? How many Tweets did it get? There’s no end and no answer. I’ll decide, no matter what, that it’s been an abortion from the beginning, try to find some release in violent pornography, and then see if anyone wants to suffer through a few drinks with me at the local bar.

Have you ever written anything that you'd like to take back?
Oh, fuck off.

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