Tuesday, March 13, 2012

SXSW Breakouts: Gimme the Loot and Black Pond

Posted by on Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 3:40 PM

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Gimme the Loot, the first feature film by New Yorker Adam Leon, is playing at New Directors/New Films the weekend after next, and you really ought to see it. Loosely inspired, it would seem, by a 20-year-old public-access TV clip in which two graffiti artists challenge their peers to tag the Shea Stadium home run apple, the film follows two tagging teens over the course of a couple of summer days, as they try to hustle up some cash—Sophia (Tashiana Washington) reselling sneakers, paint cans and stolen cellphones in the Bronx; Malcolm (Ty Hickson) on a weed run in the Village.

The city heat shimmers in the slightly blown-up film, providing a nice visual correlation to the slightly vintage invocation of NYC street culture; there are moments built around swimming in rooftop water tanks (“the ghetto swimming pool”) and watching TV in a car with a power cord jacked into a streetlamp. The overflowing, contemporary dialogue, ear-tested and riffed on by the young actors, delineates a jabbing, respectful, somewhat complex platonic friendship (in one discussion of sexual etiquette, Sophia berates Malcolm for his macho dismissal of condoms; he backs off, says he just wishes they were better designed; her: “It wraps your dick. How you want it to wrap your dick better?”).

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On "Heart-Shaped Box," Performed Horribly, on The Voice

Posted by on Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 3:00 PM

I don't know if you guys are watching The Voice? I am not, for the most part. I assume most people aren't because it's never really gained water-cooler status, even on the Internet. But I'm not that mad at it when it happens to be on. I like Cee-Lo's bawdy jokes! (Maybe they should offer him a sitcom. I bet you anything he would take it. "Cee-Lo Green is a private detective in Cee-Lo on the D-Lo!" I'm already sold.) But anyway, last night, during one of the show's patented "song battles," two singers from coach Christina Aguilera's team fought it out over who could perform a more compelling version of Nirvana's "Heart-Shaped Box," with respective aid from the most obviously qualified helpers, Jewel and Lionel Ritchie.

Let's watch:

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Forget Them Not: The 10 Most Underrated Foods

Posted by on Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 2:28 PM

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Have you become a creature of mono-eating habit? Or are you just sick of the food trends in last week's Most Overrated list? This similarly biased list of ingredients instead uncovers those that don't seem to get enough respect. For health or sustainability-seeking purposes, or just plain clever ideas to entertain the palate, here's our list of the 10 most underrated foods at this particular moment.

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As Brighton Boardwalk Goes Plastic, a Dockbuilder Remembers It in the 80s

Posted by on Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 2:22 PM

When the boardwalk was made of boards
  • "When the boardwalk was made of boards"
Despite community opposition, a design commission approved yesterday the city's plan to turn a five-block section of the Boardwalk into a combination of concrete and plastic, the Times reports. At a lively hearing, residents testified to the romantic and ineffable qualities of real wood, as well as some of its practical benefits. But, from Brighton 15th Street to Coney Island Avenue, the city now has the go-ahead (after a lengthy battle) to replace the boards with recycled plastic lumber, with a 12-foot strip of concrete running down the middle for emergency vehicles (because plastic lumber is too slippery when wet for motorized vehicles). The decision could pave the way for the city to replace more of the boardwalk over time. The city has tried to frame the debate as an environmental one, about saving tropical hardwoods, but opponents have pointed out there is plenty of domestic lumber available. This is really a matter of cost-cutting: many sections of the boardwalk are in dire need of repair, and it's significantly cheaper to use concrete and plastic instead of actual wood.

My uncle Gary worked on the boardwalk several decades ago. I got in touch to ask about what that was like, and what he thinks of the proposed changes.

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Look Up: You Might Be Able To Spot 5 NASA Rocket Trails Shooting Across The Sky This Week

Posted by on Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 1:39 PM

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  • Hey man, are you getting trails?
Get out the plastic deck chairs and 3D glasses, everybody. In the early hours of Thursday, March 15, between midnight and 1:30 a.m., NASA will be launching five rockets from its Wallops Island facility in Virginia as part of an experimental study on jet stream winds. For about 20 precious minutes, us New Yorkers might be able to spot the rockets' white cloud of chemical trails and their glowing exhausts from our roofs. Finally, the perfect opportunity to rush order a Buzz Lightyear snuggie.

The 200-300 mile per hour winds circle the earth in predictable patterns at an altitude above most plane flights, but not much is known about what drives them. The rockets will shoot across the sky for short trips of eight to ten minutes to allow scientists to better develop models of electromagnetic regions in space. When the trip is over, the rockets will crash back into the Atlantic Ocean and form artificial reefs.

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Camel Art Space Gets a New Hump

Posted by on Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 1:01 PM

Bagging it up.
  • Bagging it up.

Geographically bridging the Williamsburg-Bushwick art thoroughfare for several years now, and hosting a great variety of curatorial practices and practitioners all the while, Camel Art Space, currently located at 722 Metropolitan Avenue, is soon to gather up its wares and caravan away.

But not before a final show, Souvenir, takes place.

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So You're Not at SXSW: It's OK, We'll Get Through This Together, Right Here in the Greatest City in the World

Posted by on Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 12:40 PM

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For those of us who are stuck in New York doing pretty much the same shit we do for the rest of the year—only with fewer emails from publicists—this can be a pretty tough week, as seemingly every person you've ever met is in Austin for South By Southwest. Facebook is a minefield, Twitter is straight-up fucking unbearable, and the whole thing is even worse now that all those "social media professionals" are getting in on things too, doing... whatever it is they do. There's no way around it, really: a bunch of people you like are sitting around getting drunk and eating tacos while you're home, possibly doing both of those things, but in a far less festive environment. It's a bummer no matter how you look at it.

But listen: We're in New York, after all, and while it's true than there are fewer shows than normal this week, and that the ones that are happening are not exactly going to break the buzz-o-meter, well, there's still a huge amount of good live music for you to enjoy. Let's have a look...

Follow Mike Conklin on Twitter @LMagMusic

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Franklin Park Turns Three

Posted by on Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 12:00 PM

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The Franklin Park Reading Series' motto is to be "provocative, poignant and hilarious," curator Penina Roth said at last night's third-anniversary reading. She brought it up after Shalom Auslander read. Dressed in a denim-colored shirt, buttons undone and sleeves rolled up, Auslander, with his mop of curly graying hair, looks like he used to write for Rolling Stone in the 70s, even though he was only born in 1970. "I don't know why people come to these things," he said as he took the microphone. "It seems kind of sad." (Auslander loves to bemoan the travails of book-promotion.) The self-professed misanthrope's debut novel, Hope: A Tragedy, tells the story of a present-day upstate New Yorker who finds Anne Frank alive and hiding in his attic. It's philosophically cutting—he read a lengthy section on the perniciousness of optimism—but also funny, as the neurotic narrator frets over the trouble he could get into (in the eyes of history or worse, his mother) if he reported the old woman. And then there're just sentences like, "'Blow me,' said Anne Frank."

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Bloomberg Denies Smooching Obama

Posted by on Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 11:12 AM

This is a reenactment.
  • This is a reenactment.
Mayor insists: the canoodle rumors are completely off-base. But perhaps he dost protest too much?

Asked about their private meeting yesterday Bloomberg told reporters—referring to his memorable New Year's lip-lock with Lady Gaga—that he'd "never kiss and tell." He then quickly noted that "I did not kiss President Obama" (not that there is anything wrong with that!). Instead, he explained that the leader of the free world was "very interested in what’s going on in New York City and what we need from the federal government to continue to grow."

Booorrriiinnngg. Who will write this slash fic for me? Oh also, I guess El Bloombito is not being considered for a White House job, which, too bad because I feel like the billionaires in this country are underrepresented in Washington.

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Lena Dunham's 2007 Web Series About A House Full of Horny Art Students Has Been Unearthed

Posted by on Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 9:51 AM


"Budding sexuality" isn't a topic unfamiliar to Lena Dunham, creator of the upcoming HBO series, Girls and 2010 film, Tiny Furniture. In 2007, Dunham directed a web series called Tight Shots exclusively for Nerve.com that dealt with a house full of art students working on a film project and eventually sleeping together.

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Geoff Dyer's Tarkovsky Obsession

Posted by on Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 8:59 AM

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To promote the release of his new book Zona, jack of all genres Geoff Dyer hosted a panel discussion around a DVD-screening of Tarkovsky's Stalker in front of a spillover crowd on Saturday at the New School's Tishman Auditorium. People sat in the aisles, in partial-view alcoves, in folding chairs carried in by a custodian. The book is about—or, roots its digressions in—that 1979 movie, an obsession of Dyer's since he saw it in his twenties, the film he's seen more than any other ("except When Eagles Dare," he said); it's part novelization, part critical history, and part memoir, an idiosyncratic exploration of an idiosyncratic film.

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